got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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