Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Randomize