Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
