Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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