so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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