if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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