haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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