He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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