Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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