People with herpes should wear stickers.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Randomize