How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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