Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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