You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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