Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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