i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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