kristin has been a bad kristin
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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