Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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