You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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