She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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