Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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