bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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