so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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