Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We are two peas in an std pod
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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