You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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