Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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