So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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