I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
being pregnant is like rehab
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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