I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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