Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Randomize