I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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