My nipple is on Facebook.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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