Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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