Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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