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He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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