Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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