we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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