Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think weed is turning my hair brown
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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