they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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