hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Randomize
