Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You made out with two different species that night
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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