I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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