The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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