come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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