Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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