We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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