I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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