Buhtt sex?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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