She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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