She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Boobs are out for the taking
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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