I think my vagina is haunted
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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