it was like his penis was on wheels.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
