my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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