This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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