have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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