You can't special order awesome
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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