sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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