Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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