what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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