is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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