yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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